"You can’t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you"
"LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red…"
"Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos about my brother and that Winchester kid all night!"
Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.
Let it be known that Susan Storm-Richards single handedly took out the entire Avengers team without any help from her teammates
Susan Storm basically just rocks!
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im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
I feel the whole purpose of this movie was to make this pun possible.
SOMEONE REBLOGGED THIS AGAIN
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
This land is a dream
ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??”
IT WOULD BE CUTE OK….
Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.
Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me