I'm Fucking Perfect

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My guardian angel most of the time, probably

scarred-fallenangel:

i-watch-the-bees-now:

i—need—a—doctor:

i—need—a—doctor:

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"You can’t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you"

"LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red…"

"Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos about my brother and that Winchester kid all night!"

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simon:
the first risen is beutiful
simon:
so i made out with him
simon:
and disregarded my entire belief system for him
simon:
haha gonna have to deal with that sooner or later
simon:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

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