i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i hope my first child is a dragon
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
How can anyone be mad at this face HOW
Dean seems to manage
Something is telling me the writers had WAY to much fun with this episode.
another round of “is that the legit script or did the fandom change it.”
It’s legit
(Source: mufffliato)
Mufasa and Rafiki have a shipping war.
Mufasa and Rafiki have a shipping war.
Mufasa and Rafiki have a shipping war.
Lot of Andersons.
AMY LOOK AT THIS ACCURATE SHIT
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
spookyggedonthinks-youreapeasant:
#he probably invented the Ménage à… what’s the french word for twelve?
A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article herei’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.
WHAT!?
gross gross gross gross gross
Good morning disgusting.
Remember ladies:
- “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
- A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
- If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
- Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
- You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
- The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.
boosting the fuck out of this
also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it.
how fucking gross
Vile.
Sherledoodle’s reaction to John’s new mustache.
WHAT NO PLEASE NOONONONONONONO
WHUT WHY JOHN WHY
sorry sorry sorry
not thy date
(Source: doormat-ethic)
Completely Innocent Star Trek Shirt
[Buy]
fuck yeah he does
I might have to make a purchase…
Oh yes!
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.
Thank you, that is all we ask for